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Remember when you left Gotham? Before all this, before Batman? You were gone seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn’t come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there’s this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I’d sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I’d see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn’t say anything to me, nor me to you. But we’d both know that you’d made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.

incumtax:

HES SO HOT

incumtax:

HES SO HOT

stability:

baby cheetas omg ^_^ [via/more]

stability:

baby cheetas omg ^_^ viamore

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

"When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness."

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Malcolm X (via amorestavivo)

This changed me.

(via losingfatfindingfit)

Wow.

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tifferini:

Will he make it out alive? Alright, alright, no church in the wild.

chestiel:

Dean + favourite episodes [5/6]
↳ 4x03 In the Beginning

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.